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Author Topic: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP  (Read 24764 times)

Offline russcat

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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #225 on: June 21, 2009, 10:00:00 PM »
It's now a standard that when anyone needs to go do #2 they announce, "I better go see Mrs. Jones". And when they head for the door they say, "Where's the hockey tickets?" And it never fails someone else always says to them, "Don't forget to flush it".  Of course there is no plumbing where we camp.   @--0--0117
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #226 on: June 22, 2009, 02:13:33 PM »
Your wife and mom ain't here so clean it up yourself there ain't no maid service here bub!!!!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #227 on: June 29, 2009, 11:46:27 AM »
When someone kills a small deer or hog.....  That's good eatin size there!



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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #228 on: June 29, 2009, 11:56:51 AM »

It only takes one shot!

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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #229 on: August 16, 2009, 07:27:02 AM »
"That boy's slower than wet gunpowder!"   


They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #230 on: August 16, 2009, 07:28:30 AM »
"Yeah, he was a monster......but I didn't have a shot!"   (sometimes true, but not often)
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #231 on: August 16, 2009, 07:29:36 AM »
"Whatchu waitin' on, an invitation?" 
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #232 on: August 16, 2009, 07:30:22 AM »
"Anybody seen my keys?"
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #233 on: August 16, 2009, 07:31:08 AM »
"Naw, it's easy!  Watch..." 
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #234 on: August 16, 2009, 07:32:02 AM »
"Why not? What, you got lace on your panties?"
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #235 on: August 16, 2009, 07:33:02 AM »
"No it won't!  Go ahead!"
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #236 on: August 16, 2009, 07:34:04 AM »
"That thing keeps barkin', I'm gonna shoot it!"
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #237 on: August 16, 2009, 07:35:06 AM »
"Couldn't hit a bull in the butt with an ironing board!" 
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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"Lord, give me patience.....'cause if You give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it"!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #238 on: August 16, 2009, 07:35:46 AM »
"If he had two brains, he'd be twice as stupid!"
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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"Lord, give me patience.....'cause if You give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it"!
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Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
« Reply #239 on: August 16, 2009, 07:45:03 AM »
"You'd get lost in a one room house!"
They're ALL trophies...it's just that some are bigger than others!
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