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Author Topic: Here's a good one  (Read 580 times)

Offline BLUETOE

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Here's a good one
« on: July 23, 2018, 08:08:51 AM »
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 yearsthey had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list ofun-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, thetherapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife tostand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what yourwife needs at least three times a week Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can dropher off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday's, I fish!
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2018, 08:18:23 AM »
Bluetoe, where is the therapist located, and how much does he charge?  --099-780

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Offline King Ben

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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2018, 08:52:24 AM »
 --099-780

Offline Madgomer

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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2018, 12:33:59 PM »
Classic!
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Offline buckone1

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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2018, 02:46:06 PM »
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2018, 03:17:25 PM »
good one blue @--0--0105
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2018, 03:33:03 PM »
Good one... @--0--0133
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2018, 08:49:46 PM »
Good One - Very Funny!!!
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2018, 08:40:54 PM »
Very funny
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2018, 06:23:09 AM »
 --099-780  ##$%#114  --099-780
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Offline Flintlock1776

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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2018, 06:36:12 PM »
But the Therapist was a woman!



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Offline Flintlock1776

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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2018, 07:45:46 PM »
Wrong directional instructions?




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Offline Flintlock1776

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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2018, 07:46:18 PM »
New deer stand advice




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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2018, 06:44:57 PM »
Also a good one!
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2018, 07:54:42 PM »
Blue - Sounds Typical if you asked me..... @--0--0105
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