And they ask---Why I Like Retirement?

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Question:  How many days in a week?
Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday   

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Answer:    Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question:   How many retirees to change a light bulb?   
Answer:     Only one, but it might take all day. 

Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer:     There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?   
Answer:    The term comes with a 10% percent discount.   

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?   
Answer:    Tied shoes. 

Question:  Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:     They are the only ones who have the time.

Question:  What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire?
Answer:     NUTS!

Question:  Why are retirees so slow to  clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
Answer:       They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. 

Question:   What do retirees call a long lunch? 
Answer:      Normal   

Question:  What is the best way to describe retirement? 
Answer:    The never ending Coffee Break. 

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?   ;
Answer :    If you cut classes, no one can call your parents.
 
Question: Why does a retiree often say he  doesn't miss work, but  misses the people he used to work with?
Answer:    He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 

Question: What do you do all week?
Answer:    Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.

           

Share this one with all the retirees that you know.
 
I'm sure they can relate to some of them!   

AND, If  you have not yet retired,  look what you  have to look forward to.



Happiness is a voyage, not a destination,
There is no better time to be happy than... NOW 

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Awesome Zos.... I am getting closer to that day...

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  I hope I make it there -- to retirey ville I mean

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Sounds good to me

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I can relate to that....thanks Zos.

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its a shame but i probly wont get that luxury any time soon or at all for that matter

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....and Most Importantly, When does a retiree hunt? 
     Whenever he wants too!        

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AS I see it the countdown has begun--15 years to go!!!

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After being unemployed for 21 months, I can easily relate.  I would tell my friends "every day is Saturday".  However, I'm back to work, and I'm too tired to do much after I get home.  I really look forward to the weekends now.

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pj needs to take note

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Man that would be nice. I only have 40 years to go