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Gone Hunting.. => The Camp Fire => Topic started by: BubbaBrown on July 23, 2008, 07:33:11 PM

Title: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 23, 2008, 07:33:11 PM
If the deer ain't moving during the day, that means you ain't putting enough pressure on 'em at night!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 23, 2008, 08:38:31 PM
that buck would have been a nice un next year....
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 23, 2008, 08:43:24 PM
If you don't tell Momma that you don't like it, she's going to keep on cooking it!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 23, 2008, 08:54:32 PM
you gonna eat that?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 23, 2008, 09:00:01 PM
Why settle for hamburger, when you have hamburger at home!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 23, 2008, 09:05:17 PM
i'm really going to bed this time.... right after this last story...
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 23, 2008, 09:28:12 PM
Naw, you can hunt there, I took a crap there a few days ago, anyway!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 05:54:16 AM
This comment should be a camp standard at all camps.  It is at our camp.


"what happens at the camp stays at the camp"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 06:36:05 AM
I have definately heard that one before... ;)
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 08:10:32 AM
Na, I didn't see a thing ;D
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 09:11:30 AM
I can't make it for the work day!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 10:37:16 AM
IF ITS BROWN ITS DOWN.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 02:05:44 PM
Lots of very familiar stuff here.....  I'll add

WHOSE TURN TO GET UP AND GET BEERS?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 02:26:49 PM
Since you're near the ice chest, isn't it your turn to buy?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 03:15:05 PM
That dawg don't hunt!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 03:16:12 PM
Bubba! Why you wonna be like they say you are?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Be right back... I gotta go see a man about a dog.....
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 03:25:26 PM
I've got to take the kids to the pool!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 03:36:51 PM
Oh, really? You need to go to my new web site, www.biteme.com! ( that's my new old saying)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 05:16:49 PM
PASS THE PRETZELS
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 24, 2008, 05:21:59 PM
This comment should be a camp standard at all camps.  It is at our camp.


"what happens at the camp stays at the camp"

dido

this is our camp motto...I thought it was standard policy.

another one is...if you have one more, we ain't gonna get up to hunt in the mornin'! 
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:03:20 PM
Bubba, if you eat a third bowl of chili, you're gonna be sorry! (I call everybody Bubba)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:42:37 PM
Nah, nothing but squirrels.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:43:09 PM
Dang feathered coyote's.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:43:40 PM
Beer won't hurt that chilli.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:44:13 PM
Here, have another one.  it helps keep you regular out here.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:44:38 PM
Coffee's ready!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:46:06 PM
You should hunt the swamp, we've seen a lot of activity down there recently. (Especially after some hard rains)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:46:33 PM
Scope was fogged up.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:47:22 PM
Well, that little branch way out there just jumped right in front of my arrow.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:47:55 PM
I swear I hit it.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 12:51:44 PM
Biggest rack I've ever seen.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 01:36:50 PM
I didn't miss, It was a near hit!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 01:37:45 PM
It don't have to be level, it's just a camp.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 25, 2008, 03:34:55 PM
Close enough for government work...
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 02:29:54 PM
Congrats, that is a awesome deer!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 02:30:28 PM
Come on, I'll help you find it.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 02:31:25 PM
Backstrap on the grill tonight baby!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 02:43:24 PM
Ya'll wake me up!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:10:10 PM
Anyone heard from Jawja?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:11:31 PM
make sure of what  your shooting at
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:12:01 PM
SNZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz!  You know who you are.

Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:13:11 PM
Anyone bomb the outhouse yet?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:30:56 PM
Trust me. You don't want to go in there!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:32:44 PM
I didn't do it, but if I did, I'd be proud to claim it!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:33:51 PM
Dang Boy! Did something crawl up in you and die?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:40:31 PM
The way that things growlling you better hope it don't bark.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:41:08 PM
Watch this..........
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:41:55 PM
You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked in it.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:42:26 PM
Go ahead shoot it, it doesn't kick at all.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:44:19 PM
......I told my wife .........., well I said it to myself.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:51:46 PM
Belly up to the table.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 06:53:34 PM
....time for a beer run!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 07:13:04 PM
Wait till we get back and I'll show you.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 07:13:43 PM
Those aren't your boots out there in the rain .... are they?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 07:27:52 PM
......time to get up.....Bubba is the coffee ready?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 07:28:52 PM
.....I wonder what the poor folks are eating tonight?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 07:42:20 PM
.....I'm sleeping in the "censored Word" truck!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 07:44:37 PM
My sleeping bag leaks.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 27, 2008, 07:47:42 PM
.....you kiss your momma with that mouth?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 09:29:27 AM
Bubba you beat me to one. Every night at dinner someone says , I wonder what the po folks are eating tonight.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 10:43:24 AM
....where you gonna sit this evening?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 04:34:59 PM
we need a new clubhouse...
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 05:46:37 PM
You're not gonna watch the LSU ballgame?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 05:48:16 PM
...why would you want to watch the LSU game?  ???
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 05:50:13 PM
I think there's a hog problem on this blog!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:04:25 PM
We say this when we're doing a camp improvments or if some complains about something "This isn't the frickin Hilton"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:06:07 PM
your momma dont live here, boy...  Pick that up!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:09:00 PM
When the going gets tough, the tough go hunting!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:13:52 PM
hey.... I dont remember eating any corn????
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:16:25 PM
Bubba, what ya cooking tonight?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:17:18 PM
Bubba? Can I throw in with ya'll?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:17:58 PM
You got any money?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:18:27 PM
Ya'll, youse guys, you guys, youuns

Which is correct?

I vote for Ya'll
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:34:03 PM
if it flys it dies
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:39:55 PM
if you can kill it, you can grill it..
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 06:45:43 PM
locked cocked and ready to rock let the hammer fall.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 07:33:28 PM
how far was that shot now?  Yeah, right.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 07:35:06 PM
I had to kill him, he charged me...
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 07:38:17 PM
.....I thought it was a doe
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 08:10:23 PM
I wasnt lost, I was exploring.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 08:50:22 PM
G'Nite Fred Bear where ever you are.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 08:58:25 PM
 Me: Hey gramps where's all the deer?
Gramps: In da swamps, in da voods, n in da tickets!
It's a yearly tradition.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
 Man those ducks are flying low tonight.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 09:02:54 PM
who stepped on a frog?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 09:03:17 PM
I dont snore...
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 28, 2008, 09:05:03 PM
Man you look tired this morning... couldn't you sleep? I can't beleive I was snoring THAT loud.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 29, 2008, 05:15:30 AM
Shawn!!!!!! Watch out for the drop cord!!!!! (http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m103/gahunter414/dancingsmiley.gif)
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 29, 2008, 09:14:19 AM
It looked a lot bigger in the scope!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 29, 2008, 09:58:54 AM
I don't think that is the same deer I shot at.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 29, 2008, 10:15:14 PM
are you wearing that again? How many days in a row is that now?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:37:05 AM
 Nice deer... just look at the hoofs on that bugger.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:38:08 AM
 It might be small but it'll sure be tender.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 09:33:36 AM
Nobody knows as much as you Bubba! (laugh, laugh, snicker, snicker)
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 11:44:09 AM
It's cooked just the way I like it ;)
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 11:50:33 AM
Bubba what the heck is "hominy corn"?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 12:09:52 PM
only if i didn't drink that one last beer.... :-X
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 12:35:52 PM
whats that smell????   :-\
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
Mama fire up the stove daddys come n home with the meat!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 02:58:58 PM
I saw that one last week!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 03:00:48 PM
Finish it up Tom we're all done.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 05:06:36 PM
I can throw in some Pork-n-beans.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
Whack'em and Stack'em
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 05:38:43 PM
Get away from that fire, and I mean it!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 06:27:50 PM
WHAT  happens in deer camp stays in deer camp.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:10:15 PM
Ain't seen that since Moby Dick was a minnow!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:39:48 PM
whos turn is it to get wood?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:41:53 PM
Bubba, how do you prime the well again?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:45:20 PM
let the dog lick that pan clean, it'll be alright
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:45:50 PM
buzzards gotta eat, same as a worm..
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:49:06 PM
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't drag his behind!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:50:05 PM
if a frog had pockets, he'd carry a gun to shoot snakes...
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:51:46 PM
How come he don't write?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:52:45 PM
Who died and made you Hunt Master?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:53:48 PM
You know where my keys are?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:56:00 PM
How come he don't write?

Thats my favorite line from that movie!!!!!!

LOL!!!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:57:23 PM
Is the water hot yet, but you can shower first. No, you can go first.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 08:58:53 PM
I love you man! (as he drinks my beer)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 30, 2008, 09:00:56 PM
It's kinna like beer.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 06:44:13 PM
That ain't no coon track. :o
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 06:45:15 PM
looks like deer track soup for supper again tonight...
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 07:46:36 PM
You can't eat horns!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 08:16:27 PM
It's so warm we should go wet a line down at the river.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 08:20:21 PM
dang, its hot.... Now remind me again why we quit running dogs?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 08:22:38 PM
If I knew where to go, I wouldn't tell you!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 08:22:55 PM
I've never seen so many stars.
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 08:26:03 PM
If I knew where we were, we wouldn't be lost, now would we?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 08:57:05 PM
This compass has got to be wrong!
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 10:19:40 PM
do you know where we are?
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Post by: [Blocked] on July 31, 2008, 10:58:12 PM
Hey, who brought the licorice drops?
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 04:55:49 PM
 If it's brown it's down. :-[
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 05:36:15 PM

Here, hold my beer and watch this....
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 05:37:20 PM

Nooo, no, no, don't do........
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 05:50:39 PM
Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times!
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 06:58:40 PM
Nah, I didn't shoot.
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 07:01:09 PM
Who let the fire go out?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 07:02:26 PM
I hunt for meat.

(an excuse for never killing a buck)
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 07:04:31 PM
I'm a trophy hunter.

(an excuse for never killing anything)
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
If it moves, shoot it.

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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 07:13:47 PM
Help me out of this tree!
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 09:02:26 PM
I didnt miss a deer.... I was shooting at coyotes...
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 03, 2008, 09:05:35 PM
I didnt miss a deer.... I was shooting at coyotes...

Been there...done that!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 12, 2008, 12:31:43 PM
If you want to eat, you gotta wash the dishes!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 21, 2008, 02:52:50 PM
Bubba, I saw Bullwinkle this morning!
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 21, 2008, 02:53:51 PM
I'm you're huckleberry.......
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 21, 2008, 02:55:54 PM
Really, I didn't see anything Bubba!
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 21, 2008, 03:16:28 PM
Naw, the shot was perfect, but he jumped the string !
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 03, 2008, 12:22:47 PM
When referring to some of the things you see, but can not explain...

"well, if you're born dumb...you're dumb a long time"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 03, 2008, 01:07:08 PM
You killed it, you clean it!!!    8)

PJ
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 03, 2008, 02:14:35 PM
Those first two shots were to get him running. I like to give em a sporting chance.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 03, 2008, 07:01:51 PM
You did bring the Dinty Moore Stew right?"

We have had DMS every year for at least 20 yrs.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 03, 2008, 07:02:49 PM
Dang, the barking spiders are out tonight! @--0--0116
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 05, 2008, 10:19:13 AM
Did you kill anything?   Time!!
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 05, 2008, 10:27:57 AM
"I got the low"
Boy does that start the arguements at the card table >:(
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 06, 2008, 09:04:25 PM
Did you see anything? Nut-N-Honey!
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 07, 2008, 09:26:08 PM
ain't no Deer around here
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 16, 2008, 02:49:02 PM
That'll kill 'em when they're about that close.
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 16, 2008, 02:54:27 PM
My old hunting buddy's reply when I asked him why it took him three shots to shoot the head off of a snapping turtle that was crawling at his feet:

"The first two shots, I was leading him too much!"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 16, 2008, 04:58:12 PM
thats a good saying
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 16, 2008, 07:16:25 PM
" I thought you shot"  @--0--0117
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 16, 2008, 08:21:58 PM
Bite Me!
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 16, 2008, 08:37:38 PM
If my wife says it's OK, it's not worth doing.
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 17, 2008, 08:41:50 AM
They'll be moving in the morning !!! -0078
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 17, 2008, 09:55:51 AM
Who cut da cheese  @--0--0125
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 17, 2008, 04:10:02 PM
Who taught you how to play cribbage?
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 20, 2008, 10:03:46 PM
That ain't nothin you ate, sumthin crawled in you and died :-\ :'( @--0--0127 @--0--0126
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 20, 2008, 10:05:50 PM
If I was you, I'd let that air out awhile
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 21, 2008, 06:27:36 AM
'There's lots of air to hit around them deer'  (reason for missing) 
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 21, 2008, 06:33:47 AM
'I know i hit it.  Saw it dump in the scope'  This is a buddies famous line.  Usually followed by me looking for hours for any sign of a hit.  Usually to no avail.   
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 21, 2008, 07:04:42 AM
Aim small miss small!!!

thats ours
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 21, 2008, 08:22:52 PM
Who's got the TP?

or

Where's the TP!!!!
 --099-780
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 21, 2008, 08:27:44 PM
What a guy ought to do is...........
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 26, 2008, 11:54:57 AM
daylight in the swamp
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 26, 2008, 03:41:41 PM
"There's no way I missed ... I couldn't have missed .... that deer just didn't bleed and leave a trail....I know I didn't miss"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 29, 2008, 03:12:57 PM
Ya done good, ya done reeeeeal good!
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Post by: [Blocked] on November 30, 2008, 05:20:14 PM
Do you mind if I hunt your personal stand while you're gone?
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Post by: [Blocked] on November 30, 2008, 06:27:47 PM
Bubba That happens to me all the time. I usually tell them they should of picked a better spot for themselves. They say they won't hunt it but you know they did.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on November 30, 2008, 06:35:38 PM
I hope they didn't, because I could tell, and pay back is a mother!
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 02, 2008, 07:37:52 PM
Man, there's something stinky following me around!
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 03, 2008, 12:50:05 PM
Famous last words of a redneck:  "Hey yall check this out"
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 03, 2008, 12:51:05 PM
what happens at deer camp stay's at deer camp
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 04, 2008, 05:32:07 AM
Nothing but slickheads.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 04, 2008, 05:37:44 AM



......  missed again?????
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 05, 2008, 01:15:19 PM
You still working on "catch and release" deer hunting??
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 05, 2008, 01:43:29 PM
I had a good feeling about this year.. @--0--0105
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 17, 2008, 11:18:45 AM
If you hear shots I think
 
 One shot meat, two shots maybe, three shots miss
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 17, 2008, 12:38:31 PM
He would have been a good one next year!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 08, 2009, 10:00:57 PM
silverback loves this one,TRIGGER MANAGEMENT --09--0
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 22, 2009, 07:45:17 PM
the deer are always somewhere 100% of the time.  my favorite fishing one is, If a brown trout has a brain the size of a pee, and I cant catch one?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 22, 2009, 09:19:50 PM
My old hunting buddy's reply when I asked him why it took him three shots to shoot the head off of a snapping turtle that was crawling at his feet:

"The first two shots, I was leading him too much!"
--099-780 Now that one I love, right up there with I shot behind him @--0--0105
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 25, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
Why I give the new kids one in the chamber and one in the mag.

One shot meat, two shots maybe, three shots ...miss
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 28, 2009, 08:28:46 PM
Where's the first aid kit???????
Man what HAVE you been eating???
just how long IS your vacation???
What did the outhouse ever do to you to deserve what you just did to it???
1,2,3, not IT !!!
Do you mind sleeping downwind from the rest of us?
Hey man I'm gonna turn you in for poaching..it aint legal to gas the deer!
awww man what did you let my dog roll in???? Your putting him in the dog box!!!
You kill one in that holler you better build a cabin and live there til you've eaten him!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 15, 2009, 07:10:12 PM
You're just jealous you can't hit anything that small!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 15, 2009, 10:07:35 PM
Three shots on a deer, shot one "Here he comes", shot two "There he is", shot three "There he goes"!!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 15, 2009, 11:24:54 PM
Whoever gets up in the middle of the night needs to put more wood on the fire!!!

I let that buck go a couple of days ago.

Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 16, 2009, 03:16:42 PM
You should have let him WALK, would have been a NICE one next year!!!


PJ
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 18, 2009, 02:08:24 PM
Dont go hunt there! No one ever sees anything there!   Wink, Wink
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 18, 2009, 02:14:01 PM
I didn't see a thing, but I'm going back there this afternoon and in the morning, so don't put your pin there!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 18, 2009, 02:15:30 PM
today i am going to kill the buck.          %^$^
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on March 19, 2009, 09:59:46 PM
Don't know if this one has been said or not

There are only two seasons-salt and pepper
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 04, 2009, 06:31:26 AM
you can't eat tracks  -0078
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 04, 2009, 06:35:52 AM
The first shot was just a warning, the second shot was the real one.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 05, 2009, 11:08:49 AM
 @--0--0105 When you buddy kills the smallest deer within a country mile and you don't want to hurt his feelings or put out his fire you just walk up and say.........OOOOOOOOOOOOwe that thing has got some big 'ol feet it should eat good. @--0--0105
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 05, 2009, 01:41:34 PM
You ask was it a big deer and he replies well it oughta eat good. @--0--0105
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 05, 2009, 03:25:54 PM
i know with turkeys i have been saying tomorrow, i will get one tomorrow.   @--0--0131
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 01, 2009, 08:57:23 AM
"Hey, on your way here could you pick up... (states the whole list of things forgotten)
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 01, 2009, 09:00:05 AM
"Dont know what you're smokin, but im gonna tell if you dont share, its not nice to not share." @--0--0105 gets me every time my uncle says it. only after i say somthing stupid.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 01, 2009, 09:00:41 AM
YOU DID WHAT?
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 01, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
You don't need a level, it's a camp!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 01, 2009, 05:11:36 PM
Ve get to soon oldt and too late schmart --099-780
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 10, 2009, 01:21:32 PM
Those are all great...here's a bunch...

"Never lead a standing deer"
"They went OUT and UP" - when describing large antlers
"We're not building a church" - the "it's good enough" statement when building an addition on to the cabin
"You marauding pup" - when playing sheepshead - I don't know how to spell marauding. now I do...
"If I didn't want to shoot fast, I wouldn't have bought and automatic"
"the first 4 shots are for clearing the brush"
"there's not a deer within 100 miles of here"
"you can only be in one of 4 places at any given time...either in the right place at the right time, the right place at the wrong time, the wrong place at the right time or the wrong place at the wrong time"


Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 11, 2009, 11:34:55 AM
If it's brown it's down! --099-780 @--0--0105 @--0--0118
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 15, 2009, 04:53:46 PM
You couldn't hit the water if you fell out of the boat. @--0--0105 @--0--0123 --099-780
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 15, 2009, 05:09:13 PM
That boy didnt kill anything but air.
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 15, 2009, 08:03:02 PM
I'll buy if you fly!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 15, 2009, 08:05:41 PM
When your buddies leaving camp you plead with him, "C'mon, One more, one more time! (beer)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 15, 2009, 08:07:12 PM
If you shot that big guy then it must have been either deaf or retarded
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 16, 2009, 08:15:22 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it wasn't me that shot five times this morning. Must have been Fuzzy. --9-908 --9-908
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 16, 2009, 08:16:22 AM
Shoot em when they fly up.
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 16, 2009, 08:21:25 AM
You could take a feather and tear up an anvil.
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 16, 2009, 01:15:32 PM
They'll be moving in the morning !!!
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 16, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
Darn those barking spiders, where they come from?
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 16, 2009, 02:46:29 PM
Ya heard me shoot didn't ya. (when you make the shot.)
             and
One deer can make alot of tracks.
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 21, 2009, 09:00:17 PM
You can't eat the horns.
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 21, 2009, 09:02:31 PM
Jamie (the biggest deer in the woods), I'm comin to get you.
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 21, 2009, 10:00:00 PM
It's now a standard that when anyone needs to go do #2 they announce, "I better go see Mrs. Jones". And when they head for the door they say, "Where's the hockey tickets?" And it never fails someone else always says to them, "Don't forget to flush it".  Of course there is no plumbing where we camp.   @--0--0117
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Post by: [Blocked] on June 22, 2009, 02:13:33 PM
Your wife and mom ain't here so clean it up yourself there ain't no maid service here bub!!!!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 29, 2009, 11:46:27 AM
When someone kills a small deer or hog.....  That's good eatin size there!



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Post by: [Blocked] on June 29, 2009, 11:56:51 AM

It only takes one shot!

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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:27:02 AM
"That boy's slower than wet gunpowder!"   


Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:28:30 AM
"Yeah, he was a monster......but I didn't have a shot!"   (sometimes true, but not often)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:29:36 AM
"Whatchu waitin' on, an invitation?" 
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:30:22 AM
"Anybody seen my keys?"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:31:08 AM
"Naw, it's easy!  Watch..." 
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:32:02 AM
"Why not? What, you got lace on your panties?"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:33:02 AM
"No it won't!  Go ahead!"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:34:04 AM
"That thing keeps barkin', I'm gonna shoot it!"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:35:06 AM
"Couldn't hit a bull in the butt with an ironing board!" 
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:35:46 AM
"If he had two brains, he'd be twice as stupid!"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 16, 2009, 07:45:03 AM
"You'd get lost in a one room house!"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 21, 2009, 10:04:22 AM
Boy... you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat!

Whhhhooooaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!   (Courtesy of Nature boy rick flair)

coons treed!

Grab me a cool pop! What flavor? Blue one!  (We aint talking about popcicles either)

Whatcha shoot!!!????

Did ya get him????

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Post by: [Blocked] on August 21, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
i saw it in the woods
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 21, 2009, 12:36:52 PM
An old saying at the camp and at TH, It's OK to think it, but don't post it or say it!  @--0--0131
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 25, 2009, 11:48:10 AM
I have a good one for this.I Seen 5 bucks but none where shooters.There is always an 8 point in the bunch but never big enough to shoot.
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 26, 2009, 11:47:05 AM
"This drive ain't too bad!!"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 26, 2009, 11:51:50 AM
The new guy washes dishes       --099-780     @--0--0123
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 26, 2009, 11:55:47 AM
The cook does not wash dishes!! ;D
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 26, 2009, 02:20:27 PM
... I see your $2 and raise $5
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 26, 2009, 02:54:14 PM
When someone kills a small deer or hog.....  That's good eatin size there!




AAAAAHHHHH, a pan frier
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 26, 2009, 03:13:46 PM
"Bust a biggin"
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Post by: [Blocked] on August 26, 2009, 08:53:11 PM
Here is another one for you. Man why did you shoot that baby he needed 4 more yrs.That will be $200 dollars.Man I don't have $200 dollars.

Or this one. I shot at the big one and got the little one.

Or this one here. Hey man did you shoot. Nope came from the other property.Knowing he missed and he didn't want his shirt tail cut off.

and my favorite one. Whose going on a beer run tonight.LOL
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 06, 2009, 05:53:29 AM
There's a lot of air around them deer.

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Post by: [Blocked] on September 06, 2009, 08:15:28 AM
He couldn't hit the side of a barn if he was inside the barn shooting

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Post by: [Blocked] on September 22, 2009, 01:37:52 PM
I always shoot a warning shot or 6!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 22, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
If you have something down, shoot three shots in the air but wait 10 seconds between the 2nd and 3rd arrow so that I know it is you.

NJ %^$^
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 24, 2009, 08:57:46 PM
Take a bath Darrell!  Sorry, that's just our camp.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 24, 2009, 09:00:15 PM
Take a bath Darrell!  Sorry, that's just our camp.

LOL!!!  But it gets said a lot!!!
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Post by: [Blocked] on September 24, 2009, 09:04:04 PM
If you plant it, they will come. (Whisper)
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Post by: [Blocked] on September 24, 2009, 09:08:32 PM
I'm hungry who's cooking?
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Post by: [Blocked] on September 24, 2009, 09:19:02 PM
I want to go to heaven, just not tonight!
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Post by: [Blocked] on September 25, 2009, 01:22:37 PM
You ate that.....

are you gonna finnish that

boy you're suppose to aim before you shoot

wasn't me

boy the older you get the dumber you become

I knew I should have sighted this gun in, Man I was there when you did
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 25, 2009, 01:24:49 PM
and this was last year, after my grandson shot his first buck..... Poppy he's running away , and while field dressing the deer, Poppy what's that and that and that .................................
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 25, 2009, 01:26:50 PM
I wish I could add something here, but I have never been to a hunting camp, all our hunting is within an hour of my house, its good to be close, but I would love to go to a camp for about a week of hunting
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 25, 2009, 05:16:11 PM
I wish I could add something here, but I have never been to a hunting camp, all our hunting is within an hour of my house, its good to be close, but I would love to go to a camp for about a week of hunting

Hey BB, all it takes is to take another person to the woods with ya. Guess where ya are?                Deer Camp!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on September 25, 2009, 06:09:12 PM
I wish I could add something here, but I have never been to a hunting camp, all our hunting is within an hour of my house, its good to be close, but I would love to go to a camp for about a week of hunting

I'm 62 miles from my camp, that's a 1 1/4 hour drive, I ain't going back and forth, you get at least 2 hours more sleep, plus certain people ain't there to monitor everything you do and count everything you drink! If you've never been in a deer camp, You haven't lived!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 01, 2009, 01:24:40 AM
It is what it is!
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 01, 2009, 06:36:51 AM
You kids better hush and go to sleep or you won't want to get up in the morning....  ;)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 02, 2009, 08:52:18 AM
I see the neighbors threw off another dog side the road.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 31, 2009, 04:27:44 AM
You really didn't eat all that did you?
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Post by: [Blocked] on October 31, 2009, 02:21:08 PM
"nuttin"

Usually preceded by the questions:
Whatchya see?
whatcha get?
whatcha shoot at?
whatcha hit?
whatsin the ice chest?
whatcha been drinkin?
etc.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on October 31, 2009, 02:22:21 PM
"Taint right Virgil, jus taint right!"
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Post by: [Blocked] on November 02, 2009, 08:07:38 AM
"You must have a twin brother because no one man could be that stupid"
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Post by: [Blocked] on November 02, 2009, 02:08:25 PM
Just one more beer then to bed!!! --099-780
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on November 02, 2009, 02:09:02 PM
What we have here is failure to communicate!!!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 09, 2009, 01:37:58 PM
Somethings brewing and it ain't coffee!
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 09, 2009, 02:07:18 PM
This year the most used saying is NO I DIDN'T SEE ONE  @--0--0117
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 09, 2009, 02:44:42 PM
All I killed was time
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 09, 2009, 09:12:37 PM
I would have let him walk.
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Post by: [Blocked] on December 09, 2009, 09:44:32 PM
What did you see? Nut-n-honey!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 09, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
Here's a couple for around the deer camp domino table:

"that beats all I ever helt, smelt, or felt"

"hold on, let me kick my shoes off, can't count that high"

"I think its time to audit the books!"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 10, 2009, 08:04:09 AM
MAN thats a nice one....HES Got some BIG OL' FEET........ @--0--0105
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 11, 2009, 02:47:50 PM
Your voice changed but your breath still smells the same!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 11, 2009, 03:06:39 PM
Man he's dumber than a box of rocks
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 11, 2009, 03:08:18 PM
your pretty tough when she aint around
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 31, 2009, 06:31:43 PM
just how far away did you park your truck????

We just need to drag him another 100 yds then I can get the truck to him!!

You been saying that for the last 200 yds!!!

Well I thought I could pull that hole!!!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 31, 2009, 06:42:05 PM
You sure he can find his way out of the woods after his nap??
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 31, 2009, 06:53:32 PM
Man he couldn't track an Interstate with a roadmap and a GPS!!!

He could get lost in a shoebox!

Your aim's so bad you couldn't hit the ground if you fell outta your treestand!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 01, 2010, 07:01:19 AM
"No I didn't shoot, No sir wasn't me" (When everyone knows you shot and missed).

Possum
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 30, 2010, 08:34:10 PM
after hearing several shots "shoot him again he aint dead yet!!!!!" followed by "couple more shots an youll be able to write with him!"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on February 28, 2010, 05:59:47 PM
Watch out where them huskies go and don't you eat no yellow snow.

Close enuff fer the girls we go out with.

Remember your Ps: Prior Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance.......Probably!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on February 28, 2010, 06:26:52 PM
"no, seriously!"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on February 28, 2010, 10:38:29 PM
Ok...I guess this is the place for this post...three kids looking at their daddy going "hope you bring home some meat!!!!"    ##$%#111

Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on April 01, 2010, 11:22:32 AM
Fear no mistake
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on April 09, 2010, 11:38:25 PM
 -0078 If the cows are moving, the deer will be moving
 -0078 'It was the wind"
 -0078 'someone must have bumped my scope'
 -0078 'I thought it was a deer"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 25, 2010, 07:29:01 AM
Boy now that one will sure be tender.
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 25, 2010, 08:46:43 AM
"Look at the size of the feet on that thing"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 25, 2010, 08:54:07 AM
"It looked bigger in my scope!"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 25, 2010, 08:55:50 AM
"Whats That Smell?"  ;D
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 25, 2010, 08:57:13 AM
"You shouldn't have killed that lil un!"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on May 25, 2010, 08:58:37 AM
"Did you step in something?" @--0--0103
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 01, 2010, 05:43:35 PM
"Nah... let him sleep!"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on June 30, 2010, 08:04:40 PM
You stay here to cut the dogs off, really we will be right back ##$%#1113 ##$%#1113
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on July 09, 2010, 09:26:46 PM
for Gods sake...Open the door!

Gidder done

Theres ole shovel nose

Oh no...he's stoking the wood stove again @--0--0137
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 06, 2010, 11:33:40 AM
OH YEA  Deer Steaks Tonight! ##$%#111 ##$%#111
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on August 09, 2010, 12:15:00 AM
No see e'm?

No luck huh? Oh,I've got blood all over the place back there. (I luve playing that trick on my parents, see how long you can go w/o letting them that you got one. -it's hard)
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on November 11, 2010, 08:00:37 AM
THE DEER ARE ALWAYS SOMEWHERE 100% OF THE TIME.
 
YOU'LL NEVER KILL A DEER SITTING IN THE CAMP.
 
THE FIRST ONE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE COOKING IS TOMMORROWS COOK.
 
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on November 11, 2010, 02:07:16 PM
you said it was how big realy that many points
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on November 11, 2010, 03:55:49 PM
Well, the guys always say to me (in an incredulous voice... "You shot another one ? Is that one bigger than last year ?"
 @--0--0137
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on November 11, 2010, 08:53:28 PM
"If you ain't screwing up, you ain't do'in nothing"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 25, 2010, 08:19:55 PM
Can't skin tracks
Can't eat horns
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 29, 2010, 07:21:51 PM
One doesn't hunt to kill,  one kills to have hunted   @--0--0133
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 30, 2010, 06:25:46 AM
"If we could just figure out how to make Track gumbo and Sign soup"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on December 30, 2010, 07:41:51 AM
I'll have one more before I have another....
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 03, 2011, 10:38:47 AM
" I'd rather be lucky than good 100% of the time"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 04, 2011, 07:25:17 AM
 ##$%#1119 If the cows are eating, the fish are biting and the deer are moving!
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 04, 2011, 08:08:03 AM
##$%#1119 If the cows are eating, the fish are biting and the deer are moving!

My grandfather told me that back in the early 60's.... One day I saw Cows eating in Pasture on the left but they where all laying down on the right I ask what do we do now? My Dad told me we where going to fish the left side of the Lake,,,
 @--0--0123 --099-780
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 12, 2011, 11:40:06 AM
time to go to the dance { the local tavern}
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 14, 2011, 09:43:39 AM
Hunting buddies you know have shot the wrong deer........"I made a BOO BOO"  :'(
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 27, 2011, 11:54:35 AM
"A sniper never shows their muzzle"
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 27, 2011, 11:56:43 AM
I thought he was bigger when I pulled the trigger @--0--0116
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 27, 2011, 03:17:40 PM
When needing to relieve ones self...I have heard......"gotta go shake hands with the govenor". I happen to like our govenor...think I would wash first....LOL
Title: Re: OLD SAYINGS AT THE DEER CAMP
Post by: [Blocked] on January 27, 2011, 03:21:51 PM
Here's one I had forgotten until the other day during the Steelers football game....."I am the boss round my house....when I say I want hot water I mean I want hot water......I can't get them dishes clean with cold water"